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S.L.O.P. AGENCY Β· 9 ACTIVE SERVICES

WE DON'TFOLLOW.

WE CONQUER.

Brand identity. Commerce. Content. Automation.
Full-service operations for brands that refuse to stay small.

9
Active Services
24h
Response SLA
0↑
Upfront Cost β€” Merch
yours
Brand Stays Yours
/ BUNDLE PACKAGES

More together.
Better by design.

For new brands
LAUNCH PACK
from $1,499
βœ“Full Brand Identity System
βœ“Custom Merchandise (First Drop)
βœ“Social Media Setup & First Month
βœ“Launch Campaign Creative

Everything you need to go from concept to market in 30 days.

MOST POPULAR
For growing brands
OPERATIONS PACK
from $999/mo
βœ“Monthly Social Media Management
βœ“Email Campaign Automation
βœ“Monthly Analytics Briefing
βœ“Ongoing Merchandise Fulfillment

Hands-free monthly operations. You focus on the brand, we handle the machine.

For serious operators
FULL CONQUEST
custom
βœ“All departments under one engagement
βœ“Dedicated monthly strategy sessions
βœ“AI automation + campaign management
βœ“Vendor & product placement program
βœ“Priority response & execution

Total brand operations β€” identity, commerce, content, and intelligence under one roof.

/ VENDOR PARTNERSHIP PROGRAM

You built it.
We move it.

We accept product samples for review and feature consideration. Products that meet our standard get listed, promoted, and moved. Honest reviews. Real revenue. No gatekeeping.

  • 1Submit inquiry β†’ receive shipping address
  • 2Send sample β†’ our team evaluates quality
  • 3Approved β†’ featured review to our community
  • 4Listed in store β†’ revenue share on every sale
LunaFire carrying the vendor and collaboration signal
LUNAFIRE Β· VENDOR SIGNAL

Bring the product. We carry the signal.

Product types we carry
Apparel Β· Accessories Β· Prints Β· Specialty
Review type
Honest. Public. Community-facing.
Revenue model
Rev-share on all sales. No setup fee.
Placement fee
Paid placement available for priority listings
/ COLLABORATION WALL

show them the world before you sell the service.

Vendor partnerships, brand visuals, trading intelligence, and operator culture all need their own image language. This rail turns the legacy archive into proof.

LunaFire spirit carrying vendor collaboration energy across a cosmic desert
LunaFire
vendor and collab ignition
Luna standing in a cyber-mythic war council with purple and gold command panels
War Council
brand alliance signal
Crypto wizard artwork with neon celestial finance motifs
Market Magic
trader and crypto intelligence
Luna high priestess command portrait with moonlit purple-gold armor
High Priestess
operator command presence
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